New Years Resolutions If You’re Single

The ball is going to drop in a couple of hours and if you’re not ready for the new year then you’re not alone. Well, you’re single but not alone. Here are a few New Year’s resolutions to think about if you’re single. I’ll be putting into practice a number of these myself.

New Years Resolutions To Make It Awesome!

1. Open Your Mind and Unbutton Your Pants

Open your mind and she’ll open her legs!

The first thing I’m proposing as one resolution is to open your mind up more and be willing to try new things in the new year. That means leaving behind all the preconceived notions that you might have and instead, start living an open-minded life.

Now, full disclosure here, I’m not suggesting you hire an escort from So if you’re zipper down your pants, make sure it’s not for someone you paid to have sex with you.

2. Go On More Dates

You should promise yourself that you’re going to go on more dates in the new year. I suggest you do this even if you have to take yourself out on the date. I know, it doesn’t quite make much sense but just do it and be open to experiences.

More dating generally means more fun and more interacting socially with others. I’m personally going to make an effort to begin dating older women more than I currently am. Full disclosure, that doesn’t mean I won’t keep banging college girls.

3. Join More Dating Sites

I’m going to be joining more dating sites and I plan on making this the craziest dating year ever for me. You should try and do the same. Join at least one new dating site each month and give it a shot. You’ll connect with others and begin hooking up with a ton more people hopefully.

4. Make The New Year About You

Some people prefer to make the new year about helping others and being a better person all around. Fuck that! Instead, work on yourself because the best you bring out the best of others around you.

Yes, it’s true and I’m going to be doing as much as I can to make this year all about me and accomplishing my own goals. I’d suggest you do the same.

5. Attack Your Bucket List

Don’t leave the new year without crossing off a ton of stuff on your bucket list. Perhaps you want to have sex while skydiving, or maybe you just want to go on a cruise. Whatever it is, just do it and do it big. Your bucket list should shrink every year as opposed to the number of people you’ve slept with.

If you’re single, I’ve done the groundwork for you. You just need to take some action now. Happy New Year and be sure to take action on each of these New Year’s resolutions and go get ’em!

Ricky Decastro


I moved to Miami from California in 2017 to start a new life and found the dating scene to be a disaster! As an avid writer, I decided to start Dating God to document my experiences. The Good. The Bad. And of course, the UGLY.